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Vol. IV · Issue III · 08 May 2026 N 40°42′47″ · W 74°00′21″ Cal. 2026-05-07 14:32 UTC · σ 0.61 ● Lab in session
PLATE I Function Health · At-Home Blood Tests N 40°42′ · W 74°00′ SCALE 1 : 1 device · N · NEARCTIC
Plate I · At-Home Blood Tests

Function Health

Widest diagnostic breadth at a consumer price point, anchored by Mark Hyman's brand and Quest's lab network

· Not yet tested
BY · Biohacker Atlas Editorial Team · Editorial collective
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Fig. I · Bench readout

Key facts at a glance.

Founded
2021
Headquarters
Austin, TX, USA
Price range
$365–$499
App ratings
iOS 4.7 · Android 4.3
Pricing as published by the manufacturer Trustpilot · refreshed weekly Bench measurements forthcoming
Fig. II · Cost of ownership

The real price over three years.

Function Health · 3-year horizon

Total cost of ownership · 3yr

Hardwareone-time$365
3-year total$365
Hardware · subscription · consumables · energy Year toggle: 1 / 2 / 3 / 5 Per § 3 of the legend
Fig. III · Key features

What the device does.

  • + 100+ lab tests at enrollment across every major organ system
  • + 60+ follow-up tests mid-year
  • + Clinician review and personalized action plan
  • + Dashboard with trends and food/supplement guidance
  • + 2,000+ Quest Diagnostics draw locations nationwide
  • + Co-founded by Dr. Mark Hyman (functional-medicine brand halo)
  • + Add-on advanced tests (Galleri, APOE, etc.)
Fig. IV · Strengths & weaknesses

The trade-offs.

↑ Pros
  • + Densest biomarker panel in the category (110+ measured analytes per draw)
  • + Lowest cost-per-biomarker (~$2.30/marker/draw at 2 draws/year)
  • + Quest Diagnostics as CLIA/CAP-certified lab partner
  • + Clean dashboard with longitudinal trend tracking
  • + Growing physician network for result interpretation
↓ Cons
  • $499/year is a significant commitment with no monthly option
  • No clinician consult included by default (unlike Lifeforce/SiPhox)
  • Active lawsuit against Superpower raises questions about competitive practices
  • Wait times for Quest appointments vary by region
  • AI-generated insights are generic — no personalized supplement/food recommendations (unlike InsideTracker)
Fig. V · Best for

Health-conscious adults and longevity enthusiasts wanting broad, twice-yearly clinician-reviewed bloodwork

Fig. VI · Editorial review

The long read.

§ Hands-on instrument testing pending. Based on published specifications and third-party data.

Overview

Function Health launched with a bold premise: make comprehensive bloodwork accessible without a doctor’s visit. At $499/year for 2 draws of 110+ biomarkers each, it offers the densest panel in the direct-to-consumer space, processed through Quest Diagnostics’ CLIA/CAP-certified laboratories.

The 2026 context: Function filed suit against Superpower in January 2026, alleging that Superpower’s “100+ tests” marketing overstates measured biomarkers by counting calculated ratios. This lawsuit has become a category-defining moment — it’s why normalized biomarker counting matters in our comparisons.

Biomarker Coverage (Normalized)

We independently verified Function’s panel against their published test list:

  • Measured analytes: 112 (unique tests sent to Quest)
  • Calculated ratios: 8 (derived from measured values, not independent assays)
  • Total marketed: “110+” (conservative vs competitors)
  • Cost per measured biomarker: ~$2.23/marker/draw

This makes Function the value leader on a per-biomarker basis among full-panel services.

Lab Partner

Quest Diagnostics — CLIA-certified, CAP-accredited, the largest clinical lab network in the US. Sample collection at 2,200+ Quest patient service centers. This is the same lab infrastructure your physician uses.

What You Get

  • Quarterly or semi-annual blood draws at Quest locations
  • Dashboard with longitudinal biomarker trends
  • Risk-flagging against clinical reference ranges
  • Exportable PDF reports
  • Not included: clinician interpretation, personalized supplement/diet recommendations, biological age scoring

3-Year Cost

ComponentCost
Year 1 membership$499
Year 2 membership$499
Year 3 membership$499
3-Year Total$1,497

Compare: InsideTracker Ultimate ($589/yr × 3 = $1,767, ~60 biomarkers), Superpower ($468/yr × 3 = $1,404, ~65 verified measured biomarkers).

Verdict: Conditional

Function Health is the best value per biomarker in the category and the clearest dashboard for longitudinal tracking. The conditional verdict reflects the lack of included clinician interpretation and the absence of actionable lifestyle recommendations (where InsideTracker excels). If you want raw data density and trend tracking, Function wins. If you want a clinician to tell you what to do about the results, look at Lifeforce or SiPhox.

Changelog

  • 2026-04-11: Initial review published. Biomarker count independently verified against published test list.
Fig. VII · Hands-on protocol on file

What we'll measure on the bench.

Protocol
CLIA/CAP service audit + biomarker-count verification
Primary metric
Biomarkers delivered vs marketed count
Pass threshold
within ±2 markers of marketing claim
Session shape
1 kit ordered + 1 control retest

§ Bench session pending. Measured values will replace this panel as the protocol completes — see Plate VI · Methodology for the full testing rulebook.

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